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What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about
those people who say they are giving more than 100%
Here’s a little mathematical
formula that might help you
answer these questions:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented
as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will
take you. A-S-S-K-I-C-K-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 =
118%
So, one can conclude with
mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you
close, and Attitude will
get you there, it ’s the BullshiT and Ass kicking that will put you
over the top.
those people who say they are giving more than 100%
Here’s a little mathematical
formula that might help you
answer these questions:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented
as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will
take you. A-S-S-K-I-C-K-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 =
118%
So, one can conclude with
mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you
close, and Attitude will
get you there, it ’s the BullshiT and Ass kicking that will put you
over the top.
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